139 So were in Defcon 2 and then we have helicopters in San Diego. Please stop with the balloon posts. Thank you. (scrd.app) WE ARE THE NEWS posted 1 year ago by ShmellyTunaMelt1 1 year ago by ShmellyTunaMelt1 +140 / -1 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Previously we only hit Defcon 2 if Nancy Pelosi's blood alcohol content fell below 0.10 or her ice cream freezer went offline. Nowadays I think that happens if Biden escapes his handlers and talks to the media.