I have not heard about any more UFOs. Did they go home to get BIG, brother?👽👽😂
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Don't need UFOs to distract the sheep any more. We are moving on to hazardous chemical spills.
I thought the UFOs were a distraction from the chemical spills...
Oh shit, did I get it backwards again?
Oh, not necessarily, those were just my thoughts...
They were flying out of our clandestine ship-storage facility in Nevada but then the decades-old piece of shit hydraulic-lift system for de-sequestering the reverse- engineered test units, crapped out, so there will be a lapse in Project Blue Beam until they locate replacement parts.
The aliens got showed up by primitive apes in flying machines powered by fire and when they started throwing metal tubes of explosives also powered by fire they knew that their billion+ years advanced technology and know how was too much for them.
They can't report on UFOs anymore because we'd all be pissed at them for not covering the spills. so it looks to me that, rather than doing any meaningful reporting, they'd prefer to keep their mouths shut entirely and hope we forget about everything they spoke about in the last 2 weeks.
They probably went back home saying "Forget it. They have enough on their hands."
The 3 shoot downs were fake. Never happened.