"There was never a huge train derailment due to greed and incompetence that led to a massive hazardous material spill in East Palestine, Ohio to begin with. Everything went according to plan. You working class Whitre conservatives are all a bunch of whiners, you get nothing. Now go home, keep working so we can give your taxes to those really in need in the inner cities and Ukraine until you get sick and die so we can replace you even faster."

• Totally not the politicized EPA and FEMA