Title: Chestaches by the number A parody song for anyone injured by a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine
Lyrics by Matthew Roomsburg
Parody to: "Heartaches by the Number" by Guy Mitchell recorded in 1980
[Chorus]
Chestaches by the number vaccine injuries by the score
Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more
Yes I've got chestaches by the number a problem that
Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting
That's the day my life will end
[Verse 1]
Chestache number one was 2 weeks after receiving the
COVID vaccine second dose, they lied to me and me it was safe
Got rushed to the emergency room to have a few CTs and a chest X-Ray
They admitted my as an inpatient to observe me that day
[Chorus]
Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score
Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more
Yes I've got heart problems by the number, problems that
Can't be fixed, But that day I stop counting
That's the day my life will end
[Verse 2]
Chestache number two was when my heart stopped on me
The doctors did everything to save me that day
With faith in God they tried to get my heart going once more
But it failed to start and I died that day
[Final Verse]
Chestaches by the number, vaccine injuries by the score
Every day it helped me less and only hurt me more
Yes I've had chestaches by the number a problem that
couldn't be fixed, that's the day I stopped counting
As my life had come to an end
You’ve created a very good start for sure. You gotta make it more subtle like GNR’s “Mr. Brownstone”, Anxiety’s “Meet Me at Our Spot”, or even TLC’s Waterfall. You have to discuss it in a way of being direct but in a slight hip hidden meaning and name. Like spell out J-A-B or Jabbin Away. Or how life becomes shortened by injected lies. Something like that.