This Man Is Brilliant...
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In reality, cooties was the name given to a body louse... It was also used by people as a reason to avoid the opposite sex... Later the term became what is today known as STDs...
Haha, I know, I love the word. Along with the "1984" reference, it correctly frames the absurdity of the lie.
I caught cooties off of several girls in grade school just by them touching me. I would have sworn to the truth of it in those days.
I'll do ya one better since we're casually chatting. While lice certainly exist, STDs do not. STDs arise via a sexual conflict of some sort, e.g. - unwanted sex, undesired sex, "dirty" sex, disgusting odors, repulsive words or actions during sex, regretful sex, forced sexual activities to please partner, etc., etc. etc. None of 'em, AIDS/HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, "the clap", etc. have anything to do with passing a germ or catching an infection. Albeit, after the conflict is resolved, bacteria arrive on the scene to repair temporary tissue alteration in the region that was initiated due to the psychological conflict of the situation.
Whadaya think? Possible? Probable? Unlikely? Impossible? Ludicrous?
All that being said, had a buddy in college who most definitely "caught crabs", which is of course pubic lice which was the source of much laughter and entertainment for a couple days as my buddy couldn't stop scratcthing his privates in the cafeteria where he was forced to come out in public....hahaha...
Kekekek... I feel sorry for your friend but then again, you reap what you sow... Kekekekek... As for the rest, having unprotected sex can cause a myriad of problems including stds and even pregnancy... So as "they" used to say, don't jump without a parachute... kekekek Cheers...