I expected there to be more adults. The masseuses, dozens of them, all appeared to be underage. Disney dropped off a few boatloads of unaccompanied children. There was some sort of daycare in the basement but you would think a billionaire could afford proper furniture. The children were all sitting on buckets and looked ill. No wonder, the food was terrible. Some mystery meat that was very undercooked. The supposedly very expensive wine was extremely thick and pulpy and had a metallic aftertaste. We were going to go to church on our last day there but it was temporarily closed because Ellen DeGeneres was filming there. We were unimpressed and wanted to get back to the mainland, but had to go by submarine. We had to wait several HOURS because Ghislaine was busy training a new crew of masseuses. Terrible experience. Will not return.>>
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I expected there to be more adults. The masseuses, dozens of them, all appeared to be underage. Disney dropped off a few boatloads of unaccompanied children. There was some sort of daycare in the basement but you would think a billionaire could afford proper furniture. The children were all sitting on buckets and looked ill. No wonder, the food was terrible. Some mystery meat that was very undercooked. The supposedly very expensive wine was extremely thick and pulpy and had a metallic aftertaste. We were going to go to church on our last day there but it was temporarily closed because Ellen DeGeneres was filming there. We were unimpressed and wanted to get back to the mainland, but had to go by submarine. We had to wait several HOURS because Ghislaine was busy training a new crew of masseuses. Terrible experience. Will not return.>>
Thanks, that is some comedy gold right there.