Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
Bring the following with you:
A rainbow flag and offer to put it up on their garage for them.
Co-exist pins
A bag full of crickets (as a side dish)
Instructions on how to install the CNN app on their devices
A collection jar w/ the Ukraine flag on it
Your vaxxx card
Biden-Harris bumper stickers
Receipts from recent purchases of gas and/or eggs so the fam can rejoice in how wonderful woke times are
Two cantaloupes, stuffed in your shirt. Tell them you're entertaining the idea of transitioning.
A friend, wearing a BLM shirt, tatt'ed to the 9s, wearing an ankle monitor
Bag full crickets as a side dish 😂😂😂omg, so funny!!!
Don't forget to sit on your girlfriend's lap while you're visiting, that's how all the cool woke bois roll. Be sure to get several facial piercings, you can't have too many.
A suggestion for those with facial piercings would be to utilize ball bearing magnets by placing one on the exterior and interior of the lip. This can create a unique and visually striking effect, which may garner attention and admiration of your woke companions.