It's a dude and these types are in for a rude awakening when 100 trillion dollars a year are no longer supporting their insanity.

The statistically irrelevant minority status they actually represent will dawn on them one day like a thousand suns.

My first compunction is to run a proper electric razor right up the middle of it; I want the blue hair and the shit-goatee to have a fat bald stretch of real-estate like the demilitarized zone of fucking North Korea !

One Zen-like motion for the instant fix.

Then the sheer offensiveness of this visage would be clowned; transmogrified and rendered inoffensive, reduced to simply a strange prototype of ass-clown.