(The lisp is just used to funnel traffic to their assholes. They want their assholes to be a high traffic area and the lisp probably fills up their holding pattern.)
Also, whilst I am making aviation analogies, Grindr is an ILS (Instrument Landing System) for their assholes, so lisps might be outdated.)
Toxoplasma Gondii?
Just the first thing that came into my head.
(The lisp is just used to funnel traffic to their assholes. They want their assholes to be a high traffic area and the lisp probably fills up their holding pattern.)
Also, whilst I am making aviation analogies, Grindr is an ILS (Instrument Landing System) for their assholes, so lisps might be outdated.)