Stephen Thing...we know ya made a billion bucks writing (painfully tedious, boring, made-up stories about fake shit that never happened), but come on...

"stick em where the sun doesn't [sic] shine"???

"Doesn't"? ::facepalm::

If you're going to use the vernacular (don't—you aren't good at it), at least do it right. The expression is "where the sun don't shine". Yes, it's ungrammatical. That didn't bother you when you omitted the apostrophe in 'em. Get over yourself.

Actors getting rich pretending to be who they aren't and saying fake shit that isn't true, writers getting rich inventing fake shit that isn't true...none of you worthless fake fucks have the slightest right to lecture us real people about anything in the real world. You get to just stay in your fake world with your real money and real psychosis. K?