2 men (one in black, the other in MAGA gear) fighting with umbrellas against each other star-wars style and with Bruce-Lee level, like they had light-swords in their hands - WITH sound of the umbrella 'swords'. Behind them the burning city of Portland, Seattle, ... - you name it!
Are there also self-protection umbrellas, just an idea!
The Unbreakable Umbrella is great. I carry the collapsible version, my friend uses the full size version when he can't carry a firearm on the job.
Assuming you don't live in San Diego, carrying an umbrella is generally pretty reasonable.
just found info on it and also here.
lol - just saw the picture in my mind:
2 men (one in black, the other in MAGA gear) fighting with umbrellas against each other star-wars style and with Bruce-Lee level, like they had light-swords in their hands - WITH sound of the umbrella 'swords'. Behind them the burning city of Portland, Seattle, ... - you name it!