All these secret societies are so gay. Like the skull ‘n’ crossbone boys who lie in a coffin while their buddies jerk off on them. These weirdos can’t just be the degenerate perverts they are, they gotta build this whole elaborate homo ritual around everything to fool themselves they aren’t just stupid queers. “The Knights of the 19th Alliance of the Kingdom of Thendor requires that... I beat off on you, Frank.”
The apron is how the Freemasons hide their hands while they beat off. It’s a secret society for wankers.
All these secret societies are so gay. Like the skull ‘n’ crossbone boys who lie in a coffin while their buddies jerk off on them. These weirdos can’t just be the degenerate perverts they are, they gotta build this whole elaborate homo ritual around everything to fool themselves they aren’t just stupid queers. “The Knights of the 19th Alliance of the Kingdom of Thendor requires that... I beat off on you, Frank.”