For the first time in history, we just witnessed a beer commit suicide.
Budweiser (owned by Anheuser-Busch), the formerly conservative company, who sells beer to mostly conservative macho men, chose a transgender person as their spokesman. Budweiser has lost their mind. They ignored my grandfather’s number one rule of business- the customer is always right.
Bud offended their core base of customers (the Silent Majority) to please a woke mob that makes up a tiny percentage of their customers. Millions are now boycotting Bud. They just destroyed a century of positive branding with one woke, clueless, incredibly dumb miscalculation.
The dollars and cents part of the story is even more remarkable. This one miscalculation cost Anheuser-Busch (as I write this column) over six billion dollars in market value. In six days. In other words, Bud is losing $1 billion per day. The snowball has turned into an avalanche.
But that figure is only market cap, not sales. Beer distributors, bars and liquor stores across the country report that sales are dying too. This is starting to get really ugly for Bud. Yes, a beer just committed suicide.
Will Anheuser-Busch go bankrupt? Not a chance. They’re the 94th most valuable company in the world, with a market cap of over $130 billion dollars, with many brands. In the long run, they’ll probably recover. But in the short run, they are feeling tremendous pain. Conservatives and patriots have taught them a lesson they’ll never forget!
Budweiser (owned by Anheuser-Busch), the formerly conservative company, who sells beer to mostly conservative macho men, chose a transgender person as their spokesman. Budweiser has lost their mind.
I disagree. But I must be the only one that thinks this was a decision that was forced by the WH's.
Not really. I mean so many here keep reminding us "you are watching a movie" and "Patriots are in control" that it's not a stretch to think these unlikely stories are actually part of the WH script.
Just wondering how the WHs could "force" Bud to do such a stupid thing just to lose billions of dollars in sales? Now to me, the Jan 6 prisoners must be thinking this is a horror movie and I believe they would have more doubts than I do that the WHs control everything.
Shlitz committed suicide. They used to be best selling beer by a wide margin, now almost gone. Changed recipe to save money, everyone stopped drinking it.
For the first time in history, we just witnessed a beer commit suicide.
Budweiser (owned by Anheuser-Busch), the formerly conservative company, who sells beer to mostly conservative macho men, chose a transgender person as their spokesman. Budweiser has lost their mind. They ignored my grandfather’s number one rule of business- the customer is always right.
Bud offended their core base of customers (the Silent Majority) to please a woke mob that makes up a tiny percentage of their customers. Millions are now boycotting Bud. They just destroyed a century of positive branding with one woke, clueless, incredibly dumb miscalculation.
The dollars and cents part of the story is even more remarkable. This one miscalculation cost Anheuser-Busch (as I write this column) over six billion dollars in market value. In six days. In other words, Bud is losing $1 billion per day. The snowball has turned into an avalanche.
But that figure is only market cap, not sales. Beer distributors, bars and liquor stores across the country report that sales are dying too. This is starting to get really ugly for Bud. Yes, a beer just committed suicide.
Will Anheuser-Busch go bankrupt? Not a chance. They’re the 94th most valuable company in the world, with a market cap of over $130 billion dollars, with many brands. In the long run, they’ll probably recover. But in the short run, they are feeling tremendous pain. Conservatives and patriots have taught them a lesson they’ll never forget!
Every so often, We The People have to remind those who would be our "betters" that they are merely players on the stage, not the director.
Last I heard AB had lost $6 Billion over this fiasco. I hope they lose a lot more so the pain is not forgotten for a long time.
Amazing that being a decent human being is considered "conservative."
Celebrating masculinity shouldn't be affiliated with a political side. It should be called being an American.
Take the words back from them and control your own narrative.
I disagree. But I must be the only one that thinks this was a decision that was forced by the WH's.
Omg , I thought I was the only one here who felt that way! I mean, it’s so over the top, isn’t it??
Not really. I mean so many here keep reminding us "you are watching a movie" and "Patriots are in control" that it's not a stretch to think these unlikely stories are actually part of the WH script.
Exactly. Good point.
Unlikely stories that get mass media attention = Comms, always.
Just wondering how the WHs could "force" Bud to do such a stupid thing just to lose billions of dollars in sales? Now to me, the Jan 6 prisoners must be thinking this is a horror movie and I believe they would have more doubts than I do that the WHs control everything.
You may be correct, Don Junior is discouraging negativity towards Anheuser-Busch, as they are a net positive $$ contributor to the Republicans.
"For the first time in history, we just witnessed a beer commit suicide." Up vote for that one.
Shlitz committed suicide. They used to be best selling beer by a wide margin, now almost gone. Changed recipe to save money, everyone stopped drinking it.
Made a dick of themselves....