What about that commercial where the sicko was in a bubble bath drinking Bud Light!
Yeah...
Check the feminization of men in that ad:
Dude...in bathtub (men take showers FFS)...with CANDLES...drinking beer and watching basketball.
No. Just....no.
When a dude watches sports and has a few, he wants to be able to jump up and down when the moment comes, or jump up to the fridge or the restroom—not lollygag around in a tub, bathing in his own butt slime like a slippery faggot.
Bro. 'The fuck kind if diet or hygiene you have? If your cheeks crack get more than sweaty, maybe eat less fast food, eat more fiber, or go see a doctor.
Funny. But anywho, I don't like washing my face in the same water as my hiney. Just a personal aesthetic. It's why most men take showers instead of baths. Plus who has time? Got a life to live
Is using the faucet that pours fresh water not an option for you? You know, that thing that filled the tub in the first place? Your household have a strict "turn on faucet once a day" policy or something? I don't understand your "logic".
Yeah...
Check the feminization of men in that ad:
Dude...in bathtub (men take showers FFS)...with CANDLES...drinking beer and watching basketball.
No. Just....no.
When a dude watches sports and has a few, he wants to be able to jump up and down when the moment comes, or jump up to the fridge or the restroom—not lollygag around in a tub, bathing in his own butt slime like a slippery faggot.
Bro. 'The fuck kind if diet or hygiene you have? If your cheeks crack get more than sweaty, maybe eat less fast food, eat more fiber, or go see a doctor.
Funny. But anywho, I don't like washing my face in the same water as my hiney. Just a personal aesthetic. It's why most men take showers instead of baths. Plus who has time? Got a life to live
Is using the faucet that pours fresh water not an option for you? You know, that thing that filled the tub in the first place? Your household have a strict "turn on faucet once a day" policy or something? I don't understand your "logic".
Yep, that's the option I use, in the shower. It sprinkles fresh water all over while ya just stand under it.
Don't mind me. I'm just busting your chops. That "butt slime" thing got me shook.
Supposed to make you laugh :)