Because this isn't porn, friend. This is real life. You know.... where she drops hints all day that she's feeling you yet every night you climb in bed thinking "oh yeah.... tonight's the night. It's HAPPENING!" and she gets under the covers next to you and all you hear is "I have a headache", "my stomach hurts", "it's that time of the month", etc.
Because this isn't porn, friend. This is real life. You know.... where she drops hints all day that she's feeling you yet every night you climb in bed thinking "oh yeah.... tonight's the night. It's HAPPENING!" and she gets under the covers next to you and all you hear is "I have a headache", "my stomach hurts", "it's that time of the month", etc.
Literally. Every. Single. Night.
Tackle her in the kitchen.
way to close to home this hit man..