31 Think of the turtles people! Aides forced to cut Mitch McConnell out of plastic rings again. (The Bee) (babylonbee.com) 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 1 year ago by HoneyBakedDurham 1 year ago by HoneyBakedDurham +31 / -0 Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again WASHINGTON, D.C.—While taking a short recess after confirming his 1,274th judge of the morning, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found himself ensnared in plastic rings discarded from a six-pack of soda. 2 comments share 2 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Somewhere, there's a fence-post missing its Mitch.