Elon - "Is this true,
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I stopped going to Target when I tried to tip the snack counter girl and she told me "Target doesn't allow us to accept tips" and then her boss who overheard came out and apologized to me and told me that was correct, they can't accept tips.
I said ok.
Walked away to ask someone unrelated to what just happened if I could speak to the location manager on shift. They didn't want to go get him without a reason so I just kept saying "it's a very sensitive matter regarding an employee I am not trying to embarrass Im sorry the only person I will speak to is the team leader on shift"
(I used to work for Target unfortunately years ago so I knew something like this would get me who I wanted)
After some further insisting they went and got him.
Are you're employees allowed to accept tips?
He got very awkward but admitted no they're not allowed.
I just told him "I don't know if you made that rule or corporate made that rule and you're just enforcing it but either way I'm about to fuck you"
Then I yelled so everyone near the checkout could here me -- HEY THIS ASSHOLE MANAGER SAYS HIS EMPLOYEES AREN'T ALLOWED TO ACCEPT TIPS!!! MEET ME OUTSIDE -->> ANY OF YOU WHO POST A NEGATIVE REVIEW RIGHT FUCKING NOW ON GOOGLE MAPS MENTIONING THIS ASSHOLE I WILL PAY $20 CASH
I immediately walked away before he could say anything.
I made 1 customers mad enough they didn't even finish checking out 😭 they just dropped checking out and immediately followed me out 😂😂😂
Overall I got them about 8 HORRIBLE reviews all mentioning him by name. Two of them seemed gay so I made up some some homophobic shit "the manager told me" and made them mad enough to post emails to Target's corporate HR complaint portal 😂😂
As you might gather from reading this. I REALLLLY hated working there and everyone who worked there with me. I lasted about 2 weeks.
The work was fine. Most low level employees were ... not my type of people but basically fine. The management however was woke AF and HORRIBLY cliquey, rude, and incompetent.
Alot of management is like that. But Target made those qualities a REQUIREMENT.
It takes a special kind of person to CHOOSE to work for Target when so many less horrible companies are right next door and are hiring like mad.
I got a job as an overnight stocker at a Target a few years after the economic collapse of 2008. Can definitely vouch for the management at my location being woke as well.
Couldn't get a full time job because companies didn't want to shell out for healthcare under the Obama Care rules, so this was one of 3 part time jobs I worked rather than collecting unemployment.
I busted my ass and worked about 80 hours a week just to bring in 75% of what I had previously earned doing construction for 30-40 hours a week. (Got paid the same for completed jobs so busting ass was always the goal. Loved it.)
While I was working those 3 jobs, I studied for my CCNA (Cisco Networking cert) and ended up getting a job in IT. Still doing that now.
Almost exactly the same story here bro haha
Overnight stocker around 2008. Working 3 different jobs. Eventually got myself into tech.
I only lasted two weeks at Target because the shifts started at 3am but the doors were locked.
So everyone had to line up at the door basically and they'd unlock the door for everyone working to come in at 2:58am
But the machine to clock in was on the opposite side of the building and upstairs (two floor location).
So it was 3am-ish to 3:03am-ish by the time you could briskly walk to the clock.
BUT --- they'd write you up for being 1 minute late NO MATTER WHAT even if it was because they didn't unlock the doors in time for you to run upstairs to get to the clock. Even if they saw you there ON TIME AT THE DOOR and SAW you go IMMEDIATELY to the clock.
Sometimes you could make it to the clock on time, but there'd be 5 people in front of you clocking in so you'd still clock in a minute late at 4:01am by the time it was your turn.
Didn't matter. Bosses would literally SEE this happening. KNOWING you got there on time. Admit it was a problem and not your fault -- and then write you up anyway.
Get three of these you're fired. Doesn't matter if you're the best employee there.
Saw it happen to 3 people first week I worked there.
First time it happened to me about a week and half into working there -- I asked the manager writing me up -- "isn't this a little rediculous?
"You KNOW I was here on time you SAW me at the door when you unlocked it, you SAW me go immediately to the timeclock -- unless you're seriously expecting me to SPRINT from the front door to the clock to get FIRST in line -- and the only thing that'll accomplish is making the person behind me "late" even though they were also here on time"
He said something like "when you want to make money you do what you gotta do"
I just said "you're right -- seeing as how you're a fat faggot (guy was like 350lbs) who clearly doesn't care he's firing good workers weekly because he can't fucking use a key -- you're a threat to my income I'm going to take your advice"
And I walked out 💁♂️
Got a job working as a tech assistant for a special effects house a month later -- a WAY cooler job that I wouldn't have gotten if I had told that fat faggot to fuck himself.
Bravo! Cool story bro 😀
Your story makes me love you even more! ❤️😘🐇👍
If there's one thing I enjoy in life -- it's causing chaos where it's needed.
I love you bro! 😍 I have the same chaos rabbit energy! 🐇🌪