Let's not forget these gems:

• Mitt laughingly retelling how he tied his dog to the roof of the car while he and his family drove on the freeway while on vacation and the dog shitting all over the windshield, likely from terror and Mitt then taking him to the car wash and power spraying his dog and car to clean off the shit. (That poor dog.)

• Mitt's wealthy private school classmates coming forward in recent years to relate how Mitt organized a group of them to sneak attack a new high school classmate, knocking him down, pinning him to the floor while Mitt cut off his ''too long bangs' with scissors. His partners in crime felt remorse in later years, sought out the abused classmate and apologized. They ask Mitt to join them and he claimed that he had no memory of the incident.

• The 5 deferments his politician father finagled for him while Mitt attended an extra-long 3-year Mormon Mission, then 4 years of University, + 3 years of Law School and then another year to complete his Master's Program.