Mitt Romney is part of a Mormon aristocracy that began in Colonia Juarez when they fled there because of polygamy. It’s all documented, but I’ve been told I can’t speak poorly of the Mormons on this site (even though I’m an active member of the Church), nor can I share my research because of a rule about self-promotion.

What I can share, perhaps, is that when Elders Ballard and Christofferson were recently told about my research and my desire to discuss my findings with them, they declined to meet with me, and assured me there are no secret societies operating inside the Church (which is a claim I never made, as the secret societies our leaders have affiliated with are outside the Church).

Anyhow, Mitt is, like most of these men, secret society. Alfalfa Club. That is all.