I was going through the page and came upon Freddie Blassie. Did you all know he was a novelty record legend? Dr. Demento Show played his record countless times, "Pencil Neck Geek."

The Ugandan Warrior... wrestled out of some outfit with the Von Erich boys back in the day... HILARIOUS.

As someone who listens to more old school wrestling information than I'd be proud to admit, this stuff is pretty out there. I won't discount it totally. We might be dealing with some sort of unable to comprehend matrix simulation generator in action. Otherwise, I'm familiar with all the names he discusses. The idea of Kamala The Ugandan Giant, Umaga, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Fred Blassie, etc being IN on anything is crazy. Some of the points he makes are compelling, many seem forced or reaches. I think if you look into any wide ranging set of circumstances like this you could make some connection.

Also, some of the things he points out are incorrect. Hulk Hogan left the AWA around Christmas 1983, not in May like he said. The Kamala run in WWF he references are by far his two LEAST known runs. His longer runs in 87 and 92/93 don't coincide with any female Vice President runs, nor does his long runs in WCCW or WCW. Speaking of WCW, it was killed off by the executives in Turner Entertainment in 2001. I do not buy that the questionable on screen moments they were making 3-4 years prior were intentional sabotage. Eric Bischoff told Tony Schaivone to mention the Mankind victory over WCW airwaves because of his ego and to hurt WWF, not help them. At the time, he genuinely believed he was going to put WWF out of business.

I'm still reading the article. I'd be interested to see any longtime wrestling fan's thoughts. I worry about The Rock being gotten to... and I worry what sort of skeletons he has in his closet. But I can't really resonate with most of this other stuff

Kamala Harris was the name of a wrestler?

Okay. Imma have to put my phone down for a while. Holy cow.