My stepdaughter (19 at the time) worked a job where they had to wear uniforms. They couldn't wear coats unless it was company approved with the logo. Problem is, the coats had been backorder for months. It was winter, and she became tired of freezing, so she started wearing her warm personal coat.

Another employee complained, and HR called her in with the supervisor and told her she couldn't wear it. My stepdaughter explained she was cold, had ordered a company coat but they were backorder, and then without missing a beat, added "besides, it's okay if I wear my own coat because I identify as a coat rack."

She said her supervisor laughed so hard he was gasping for air, the HR woman looked mortified, they sent her out of the office and it was never brought up again. She got her uniform coat about 6 weeks later.

Based stepdaughter. I've been step dad since she was 3, and she tells me I'm more a dad to her than her bio dad as he's an abusive POS.

What can I say, I'm proud of her, Lol