124 () 🚔 Crime & White-Nosed Bidens 💸 posted 1 year ago by ImGumbyDammit 1 year ago by ImGumbyDammit +124 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Secret Service Agent: Alright senator McConnell, we know this is yours.
Mitch: bullshit, how do you know it wasn't Hunter's?
Agent: it tested negative for stripper glitter...
Mitch: ok fine, it's mine.