Bartender says 'Your old friend there seems kinda out of it, is he okay?"

He's okay, he just needs a drink, says Barry O. Give him one and see what happens. "Make it a stiff one" Joe mumbles.

So the barkeep pours a stiff drink and Joe slugs it down. Suddenly he jumps over the bar and starts sniffing the bartenders hair while humping his leg. The bartender grabs a club kept behind the bar for emergencies and whacks Joe over the head, laying him out on the floor.

Then he turns to Bathhouse Barry and says, "So are you next?"

"Okay, sure.." says Barry......'just don't hit me so hard."