2015: “Trump will never win, dummies. He is polling at 1%. You are all so stupid!”

2016: “Fine, Trump won, but Epstein will never be arrested. You guys are dreaming! He’s too powerful!”

2017: “I don’t care how many Supreme Court nominees Trump gets, Roe v. Wade will never be overturned. You guys are delusional. It’s the fucking law of the land, you fucking morons!”

2018: “Fine, Epstein was arrested but Maxwell was the one we achktually wanted, and she’s going to skate, you buffoons.”

2019: “Covid is here forever guys. You’re all kidding yourselves if you think you will be able to resist the WHO through memes and non-compliance. Losers.”

2020: “Trump will never win in 2024. Stop smoking the hopium, idiots. Just quit even voting like me. Nothing ever happens and all my doomium predictions turn out true!”

2021: “You think you’re going to be able to avoid the vaccine, lol. As if! They will chase you down and jab you eventually. Man you guys are pathetic!”

2022: “You dimwits are voting in the midterms? What, you think you’re going to take back the House. OK dipshits, be dumb then. I’m gonna play it smart and stay home and complain and be right about everything as I always am!”

2023: “Trump’s going to jail, losers! You really think he’s going to prove Election Fraud to the courts. Please!”