I was pointing out the Mungbeam is a disgusting pedo himself,

This is my point. If this guy is a pedo, you're seeing it through the lens of pedophile. That's a distorted lens

If I took a picture of my kids playing in the backyard, there's nothing wrong with that.

It might mean something completely different to a pedophile.

Edit: Writing about one's adolescence can be done in a way that is not first-person, present tense.

Never said it couldn't. Doesn't mean it shouldn't be.

Yes. I do like this song. And this off-base pedophile's distorted take on it never occurred to me.