Deep inside a Delaware strip mall closet, an old, forgotten Pentium computer's NPC.EXE is running wild, compiling deranged and out-dated modmails that read... well, retarded like THIS! Any local frogs up for a mission? Please find & unplug this poor museum relic of a PC! It is suffering! 🐸
(media.greatawakening.win)
YOU'VE GOT BETA MALE!
Note that he has the nifty extended keyboard with the number pad built in. So lucky.
Loved those klackety-clack IBM keyboards! Had a bunch of them, and I would use them until keys quit working. Probably have a couple in my basement that still work. Never threw anything away, so I still have my floppy's and diskettes, but not sure if any of the old computers in the basement will still read them.