Deep inside a Delaware strip mall closet, an old, forgotten Pentium computer's NPC.EXE is running wild, compiling deranged and out-dated modmails that read... well, retarded like THIS! Any local frogs up for a mission? Please find & unplug this poor museum relic of a PC! It is suffering! 🐸
(media.greatawakening.win)
YOU'VE GOT BETA MALE!
Note that he has the nifty extended keyboard with the number pad built in. So lucky.
Right? And not to mention the side F keys! But what really kills me is the pack of Newports...
In 1985, those were the only menthol cigs sold in the commissary on base lol.
In 1991 in Turkey the commissary sold Lucky Strike Lights for $2 a carton, and they had a $2.50 manufacturer's coupon on the box. We had ration cards that allowed 4 cartons per month so I would get 2 of the Lucky Strike Lights and 2 Marlboro Lights, make a dollar on the 2 crappy ones, and use those for admission to the local club downtown. It was either $5 or 1 pack of American cigs to get in. Each carton ultimately saved me $50.50 each month.
Loved those klackety-clack IBM keyboards! Had a bunch of them, and I would use them until keys quit working. Probably have a couple in my basement that still work. Never threw anything away, so I still have my floppy's and diskettes, but not sure if any of the old computers in the basement will still read them.