25 They just indicted my cat. Need legal advice... (media.greatawakening.win) posted 262 days ago by HELLOGITMO 262 days ago by HELLOGITMO +27 / -2 21 comments download share 21 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
The first thing you need to do is have your cat declared a 'non-human'.
Absolutely do not wait to do this. Do it right meow!
Quick, get your cat registered as a democrat!
That will be easy, he already lays around all day and doesn't work!
And take picture of him naked with kittens, preferably of the same sex.
They will drop charges immediately.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
Purrfect reply