Well, THESE are most definitely shit days.

The good old days were when we were all outside playing with our friends and riding bikes without a helmet and only a few cars went by, slowing down so they didn't clip us... meanwhile, dad was at work, mom was taking care of the house and actually cooking meals with actual nutrition, that didn't come out of a box.

The corded phone rang in an empty room... friends would stop by on the weekends and maybe have a soft drink sweetened with real sugar or coffee with cream, not refrigerated soybean oil (WTF?). Later on, tell-a-vision would GO OFF at midnight after the national anthem, because only bums stayed up all night.

Yes, ignorance was bliss...cue Cypher from the matrix. Some days...