"We normally want you to buy an Alexa for the unprecedented access it gives us to your house and conversations....but....uh.......right now, we don't want to sell them......uh....Alexa is kinda sick tight now. MonkeyPox? Well...she needs some MAGA deprogramming...."
"We normally want you to buy an Alexa for the unprecedented access it gives us to your house and conversations....but....uh.......right now, we don't want to sell them......uh....Alexa is kinda sick tight now. MonkeyPox? Well...she needs some MAGA deprogramming...."