I accidentally worked Jerry Lewis's phone bank when I was in high school. I say accidentally because I asked my mom for money to "donate", but my friends and I used some of it to party. I started feeling guilty and told my friends we had to go donate the rest of the money. So we're in a line we think is to donate, feeling no pain, and next thing you know we're being escorted to a phone bank. On television. My brother was in town visiting and he & my mom see us on TV. I mean, it was an awesome alibi and about as airtight as you can get.