Paraphrasing Obama in 2010: There is too much competition among too many health insurance companies. We need politically mandated corporate consolidation so that a health insurance oligopoly can engage in price fixing and raise people’s premiums, deductibles, and copays while reducing their coverage and benefits. With politically captured exorbitant profits the health insurance cartel can bribe me so that my Michael and I can buy multiple sea-level properties while hoaxing climate change.