You think faking Epstein's suicide and moving him to military prison in Cuba would ensure no leaks?

I think that would be the hottest gossip on the base.

I know people like to talk about military tribunals, but civilians like Epstein in virtually every case cannot be prosecuted by the miliary.

There's a chapter in the military law book. I think it's the second one that spells out why civilians are not under miliary jurisdiction.