Their memes are unfunny because their premise is always based in fiction.

Excellent point. They live in a post-science, post-truth disinformation age of their own creation.

Men can give birth.

Starting in kindergarten, children need to learn all intricate techniques of oral and anal sexual intercourse—preferably taught by homosexual teachers, who are glorified, honored, and celebrated with public parades.

Children need their genitals surgically mutilated before puberty so they can never procreate or experience orgasm.

The weather is controlled by politicians, not the sun and oceans.

Viruses obey bandanas.