126 Karma? Colbert’s appendix burst, even his second least used organ can’t stand him. The first useless organ hasn’t worked since Epstein was arrested. (variety.com) posted 355 days ago by rebelcurse 355 days ago by rebelcurse +126 / -0 Stephen Colbert Cancels ‘Late Show’ For One Week Due to Ruptured Appendix One week of 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' has been canceled unexpectedly, as Colbert recovers from surgery following a ruptured appendix. 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Or, was he arrested? (Asking for a friend.)
Ruptured appendix could be a lie.
For some reason, he will not be available for a long time.
That could be the lie to explain his prolonged absence.