"Disturbing new statistics show that American stores receive more business after they have been labeled racist by Yelp."

That headline is ALMOST as good as Chris Christie running for the KFC bucket.

Wait, I'm still perusing here. (I also wanted an excuse to use "perusing.")

"I mean...How fast was that kid going."

Boy, I don't think I can declare a favorite.

Am I the only one whose week doesn't start until I've seen the Sunday Funnies?

And where would we be without Uncle Fester? Plus his family looks pretty normal after seeing photos of Democrats. Which I try to avoid doing.