Border state citizens- a trip to goodwill for clothing, some self tanner and hair dye, and a trip to the US side of the border will pay for Christmas this year. As Dave Chappelle said "Modern problems require modern solutions".
This sounds like a great plan. Flash mob "Illegal US Citizens". I would be interested in seeing if it could be done.
You don't have to give them your real name, you don't have to give them any documentation, just mumble you are persecuted for your beliefs in your home country (since it likely IS TRUE), and you will win a plane ticket and $5000k. if you don't have fingerprints on file anywhere (no justice system involvement) you likely could pull this off.
Even better, hold a press conference, invite every media outlet and expose the whole thing.
Border state citizens- a trip to goodwill for clothing, some self tanner and hair dye, and a trip to the US side of the border will pay for Christmas this year. As Dave Chappelle said "Modern problems require modern solutions".
This sounds like a great plan. Flash mob "Illegal US Citizens". I would be interested in seeing if it could be done.
You don't have to give them your real name, you don't have to give them any documentation, just mumble you are persecuted for your beliefs in your home country (since it likely IS TRUE), and you will win a plane ticket and $5000k. if you don't have fingerprints on file anywhere (no justice system involvement) you likely could pull this off.
Even better, hold a press conference, invite every media outlet and expose the whole thing.