It took me nearly a decade to convince my lovely wife that the only thing all that nasty shit all over her face was doing was hiding her true beauty. At one point I started refusing to kiss her if she had lipstick on, because the feeling of kissing someone with lipstick on is one of the most disgusting sensations I've ever experienced. Thank heaven, she very rarely wears any makeup at all anymore, and if she does it's a very minimal amount for something like a wedding. My daughter rarely wears makeup either, and every time I see her beautiful face next to the beautiful face of my granddaughter, I am extremely grateful for that as well.

So many women think that makeup attracts men, and they are right, but not for the reasons they think. Men aren't attracted to makeup because they like it (most men absolutely despise it), but because prostitutes wear makeup and if men see a woman with a ton of makeup on, many of them think maybe they'll get lucky and she'll be a prostitute who doesn't charge anything to give away her virtue.