The idea that we have to keep it secret still because "earthlings couldn't handle the truth about this and would go stark raving mad" or something is just ridiculous, moronic bullshit.
Umm... you need to go get your nails done somewhere local and watch Home Shopping Network for a couple hours!
Umm... you need to go get your nails done somewhere local and watch Home Shopping Network for a couple hours!
Don't you wish that evil on anyone, Ricky Bobby!