Sure, but I do believe when He said "And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it" that He was referring to a specific, physical Church body. The building isn't necessarily important, I suppose, but is just an extension of the having one body decide to build things. But the fact it's one body of believers that all hold to the same doctrine given down by the Church Fathers through the guidance of the Holy Spirit is I think important.

But yea, 100% agree with Jesus being funny. I find it quite funny reading about the Devil trying to tempt Jesus. Like, yea, good luck buddy. And Jesus always had the perfect response to hit back with. It's like putting salt in the wound. The Devil knows exactly who Christ is, knows preciously that the temptation won't work, does it anyway only to fail, and then Christ lays down an absolute banger in response. Every. Single. Time. Kek.