Sing to the tune of send in the clowns (special babbs version)

Am I a snitch?

With purple hair?

Epstein at last on the ground,

Bill flew mid-air,

Send in the clowns.

What did I miss?

I don’t really care.

Orange man bad (all the time),

with reeeees I declare,

Where are the clowns?

Aren’t the CIA clowns?

Just when I'd hope that Trump was all done,

Two twenty-four hits us then, he’s making his run.

Here comes more evidence, but not what I need.

What’s that with diamonds

On my Twitter feed?

Am I a farce?

Am I so lame?

I thought that Trump man and Epstein

must be the same!

But where are the clowns

CNN promised clowns

Oh, bother, I’m here….

What of Seth rich?

Obama is queer?

What's with the timing, is this now the year?

But where are the clowns?

I need some more clowns!

Well, maybe next year? (please?)