119 Good time to reintroduce this gem... Tom Hanks becoming a Greek citizen.. and don't you dare claim that pedophilia is the reason because they decriminalized that over there, shortly after is when he got his citizenship (www.usatoday.com) posted 353 days ago by Karmaskeeper81 353 days ago by Karmaskeeper81 +119 / -0 27 comments share 27 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Q: Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? A: He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: Why did he decide to go back home? A: He couldn't leave his brothers behind.