"Do your parents own guns? Do they identify as conservatives? Do you feel threatened at home? There, there, now. Don't worry. Just take these...what? Oh, they're puberty blockers and hormone pills. Totally safe. Totally reversible later on if you change your mind. They'll just take the edge off. Nothing wrong with you that a little gender reaffirming won't fix. All the kids are doing it. Everything is going to be okay...No, there's no need to tell your parents. Your privacy is our biggest concern. This is just between us. Promise."
"Do your parents own guns? Do they identify as conservatives? Do you feel threatened at home? There, there, now. Don't worry. Just take these...what? Oh, they're puberty blockers and hormone pills. Totally safe. Totally reversible later on if you change your mind. They'll just take the edge off. Nothing wrong with you that a little gender reaffirming won't fix. All the kids are doing it. Everything is going to be okay...No, there's no need to tell your parents. Your privacy is our biggest concern. This is just between us. Promise."
Mao would be proud.