The seventh Fetterman is the best: Sen. John Fetterman broke with his party again, stating that the border crisis is threatening to destroy the American dream
(www.dailymail.co.uk)
🫡 THE GREAT AWAKENING 🔆
I like to imagine the various forms of the Fetteri popping out of some interdimentional Fetter-portal to spread the Fetterman message…the zombie hospitalized Fetterman, the Uncle-Fester-goes-Washington Fetterman, the skinnier, shaved Sasquatch-Fetterman…
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But in boring actuality…I think it’s a few actors in that amazing high-tech sci-fi looking latex stuff that the intelligence community uses playing him. Ironically.
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Even though an alter dimension full of Fetterman mutants with different ears, skeletal frames and intellectual levels sounds way more terrifying and exciting. 🤣