Here I thought you were mocking what the FNM would likely do with this primary "win" -- and "would" is actually "did"!! They went there! No shitpost flair needed. MSN/Forbes - no surprise; there's not an ounce of journalistic integrity or shame in their entire staffs, combined. Oh, the FNM never misses an opportunity to ply their deception/manipulation upon the brainwashed sheeple.

All four residents of Dumbsville, a dog and deceased aunt Ethel have chosen birdbrain. The dog was likely threatened with withholding of kibble if he didn't comply. But birdbrain will likely use this sweeping win as a springboard to catapult her stellar presidential contender strategy into leadership roles like... Mayor of dickhead crotch, bumfuck county, NH. It's like living through a parody of life...