"You know.. all you guys are just fancy idiots who wear robes to work, right? Your orders have no value. People don't respect you. If your orders are nonsensical and impossible to police, they won't be followed, so why would you make such an obviously stupid and contradictory order?"
"Y'all could have just refused the case. Why involve yourself in something that you have no actual bearing on?"
"You know.. all you guys are just fancy idiots who wear robes to work, right? Your orders have no value. People don't respect you. If your orders are nonsensical and impossible to police, they won't be followed, so why would you make such an obviously stupid and contradictory order?"
"Y'all could have just refused the case. Why involve yourself in something that you have no actual bearing on?"