I think Trump's Ark of the Covenant should be tested with a real live NAZI––just in case it's not a fake. Could someone go get Zelenskyy and tell him there's a billion dollars waiting for him at Mar-a-Lago that he won't have to launder for Democrats? ("It's right over there, Volodymyr, in that pretty box.")
On second thought . . . I think any ol' ironically fascist ANTIFA goon might do. It would save time because no one would have to be flown in from Ukraine. I know those people think they're DEFINITELY not NAZIs, but if the Mar-a-Lago Ark is real, there's DEFINITELY going to be something gross on the carpet where used to be a willowy fluorescent soy boy or some angry dump truck lesbian.
I think Trump's Ark of the Covenant should be tested with a real live NAZI––just in case it's not a fake. Could someone go get Zelenskyy and tell him there's a billion dollars waiting for him at Mar-a-Lago that he won't have to launder for Democrats? ("It's right over there, Volodymyr, in that pretty box.")
On second thought . . . I think any ol' ironically fascist ANTIFA goon might do. It would save time because no one would have to be flown in from Ukraine. I know those people think they're DEFINITELY not NAZIs, but if the Mar-a-Lago Ark is real, there's DEFINITELY going to be something gross on the carpet where used to be a willowy fluorescent soy boy or some angry dump truck lesbian.