Gay people are so gay.

I started ubering 5 years ago.

A few things I have learned about the gay tribe.

2 guys get in your car and they smell like soap and shit at same time. They showered but still smell like poop. So used to it? They have no clue.

Purple Party is coming to Dallas June 1 to 2.

Not sure where it will be this year but last year it was at the Marriott off 35E just north of downtown. Huge surge for Uber drivers.

Made a lot of money.

So, this is what happens. They call it a fundraiser for LGBT shiat but in truth?

Sex orgy for bad, bad people. The truly wicked. I'm on super high alert driving these guys around. They start having sex around 5pm and go till 5am.

I would get many repeat riders. Most are not able to stay at the Marriott so you drive them to and from their closest hotels.

I asked one repeat rider why he was going back to Marriott and he said, I dosed up at my hotel (shitty days inn about a mile away) and ready for more action.

What is dosed up, I ask him? He is flying high. Meth and viagra he replies. Can fuck for hours.

Final thought.

One of those guys I brought from the Marriott to a shitty Ramada was alone and crying in my back seat.

I asked him if he was OK or needed anything. I keep small kleenex tissues in proper packaging and offered that to him.

He said, "no, I am fine. Just noone wanted to have sex with me."

He was overweight and not the most handsome, but definitely not a reject.

Felt so sad for him. He placed so much hope and desire into something so wretched.

He tipped me 5 bucks for the 1 mile drive.