Mario Nawfal

@MarioNawfal 🚨12-HOUR NEWS RECAP

1. Hungarian PM Orban snubs Biden and visits Trump instead. Biden says he’s a terrible person; Orban can’t figure out if he’s referring to him or Trump.

2. ⁠Biden asks supporters at a rally in Pennsylvania to send him to Congress. The crowd is as confused as he is.

3. Kim Jong Un sported the latest in 80s fashion as he watched his army test firing artillery shells. Zelensky cried over the amount of wasted ammunition.

4. Kamala confirms she’s ready to be the president. Everyone in the U.S says they’re not.

5. ⁠Poland’s foreign minister supports Macron’s idea of deploying NATO troops to Ukraine, says their farmers are on the border and ready to go.

6. The Pentagon claims there’s no evidence of non-human intelligence in the UFO sightings they investigated. Aliens confirm there’s no evidence of human intelligence in the Pentagon.

7. A helicopter makes a dramatic crash landing in Hawaii. Everyone survives. Boeing’s CEO breathes a sigh of relief when he learns it has nothing to do with them.

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Biden said in his SOTU rant about electing him to Congress. So this is the second time. He has no idea who he is, what he is suppose to do or go, where he is , and how to run a country. Question our news media no longer ask. Who,what, when, where and how

Focusing on the video instead of Shitshow Joe, that pilot has skills + balls.