I hadn’t been a regular TV watcher in many years. My wife likes sports, so we have cable.
Anyway, on election day, i was getting tired of refreshing social media pages, and i decided to be lazy and watch the election results on TV.
So i turned on foxnews literally for the first (and last) time ever, in my life.
I watched FoxNews get all weird, called Arizona early with like 1% of voting in, and they were in a later time zone too…
And then FoxNews called the guy in, who made the Arizona call, and asked him to confirm, clairify, explain his Arizona call,
And the guy blah, blah, blah’ed his way thru an answer,
And right away i knew the fix was in for Arizona, at least.
Later when 6 states stopped counting, and vote tallys suddenly changed over night, it became evident that the fix was in for the entire USA!
And the next day, mid-morning, the TV news stations were calling it for Biden…
And i was outside working in my yard, and i heard this blood-curdling scream, which seemed to come from a block away, but it was loud, and shrill, and she just kinda kept screaming,
Calling AZ early was mine.
True Story:
I hadn’t been a regular TV watcher in many years. My wife likes sports, so we have cable.
Anyway, on election day, i was getting tired of refreshing social media pages, and i decided to be lazy and watch the election results on TV.
So i turned on foxnews literally for the first (and last) time ever, in my life.
I watched FoxNews get all weird, called Arizona early with like 1% of voting in, and they were in a later time zone too…
And then FoxNews called the guy in, who made the Arizona call, and asked him to confirm, clairify, explain his Arizona call,
And the guy blah, blah, blah’ed his way thru an answer,
And right away i knew the fix was in for Arizona, at least.
Later when 6 states stopped counting, and vote tallys suddenly changed over night, it became evident that the fix was in for the entire USA!
And the next day, mid-morning, the TV news stations were calling it for Biden…
And i was outside working in my yard, and i heard this blood-curdling scream, which seemed to come from a block away, but it was loud, and shrill, and she just kinda kept screaming,
And i turned to my wife and said,
“Must be a Trump voter…”